7 Things About Bahubali: The Conclusion Which Made Me LOL

Why did Katappa kill Bahubali?



This was the hottest question trending since 2015. And when the second part of Bahubali was released, the suspense was finally out. Apart from that curious apprehension, this film had loads of scenes to offer which interestingly trickled my mind. Here's what percolated me in the entire movie:

1. Theory of Relativity: During one of the opening scenes, when 'Rajmata' carries that pot of hot coal on her head and walks towards the Shiva Temple, an elephant suddenly goes out of control and becomes unstable. To stop the elephant from harming Rajmata, Bahubali comes out of a gigantic door, breaking it within the blink of an eye and brings forward a humongous carriage to put it in the path of the elephant and Rajmata. Looking at the precise timing at which he brings and places the carriage, Einstein and Newton would be very proud looking down beneath from above. Change of momentum, anyone? Relativity is just a theory, folks.


2. Floating Angels: During Bahubali's tour of the Kingdom, he reaches a small lake where he stops by to refresh himself. The lake was normal and peaceful when he arrived but as soon as he bowed down to wash his face, out comes floating off all the bodies. All at the same time. According to science, time is relative. And in this case, relative to Bahubali. All hail Rajamouli sir!


3. For Your Eyes Only: That mini-circus in the forest area where a few goons come and try to attack the entourage of Devsena is one of the many moments where I rolled off the floor laughing out loud. Literally. As Devsena wards off the bandits with that big white piece of cloth on one hand and a sword on the other, Bahubali looks at her like every other men in the movie hall did. I mean, Anushka Shetty is that gorgeous that every male person's heart was blasting with passion when they watched this scene. And how did Bahubali plan to woo her? By impressing her? By showing off his skills? By talking with her? Nope! By acting like a numb lunatic! Yes, the million dollar idea. Hats off! Yes, Rajamouli Ji.


4. Partnership: We have seen cricketing partnerships of Sehwag-Tendulkar and Gilchrist-Hayden to name a few. But few have the super-human partnership of Bahubali-Kattapa! As soon as Bahubali releases his axe, Kattapa catches it without even looking at it. Even Thor's Mjolnir has less accuracy than that. Placement of Bahubali is so precise that he uproots an entire tree to kill off the bandits without even scratching Kattapa Mama! Slow Claps.



5. The Revelation of Bahubali: That big fight at night is another circus. Bahubali should be the pioneer of self-balancing mechanism principle as he jumps off the backs of the bulls with absolutely no tension. Setting of bulls with their horns on fire! A world of purpose it served, made everybody pee in their pants. And the way at which Mr. Bahu moves at the speed of light, comic characters like Superman and Flash would tinkle in their pants too.


Even Elon Mask's technologically advanced balancing vehicles would fall short of Bahu's charismatic stunts. Tesla, what?


6. B.Tech Bahubali: There is nothing that this man cannot do. And engineering would have been the last thing on that never ending list. He easily builds machines using engineering equipment to ease the work of men. World-class mechanism put to use without any technology! Recently, Steve Wozniak confessed about the lack of creativity Indians possess. Somebody should send him a Blu-Ray print of Bahubali-2.  



7. Die with honor: This was just any other phrase. And then came Rajamouli Sir with Bahubali: The Conclusion. Sometimes when I run through my room in a hurry, I accidentally bump onto the door with the tiny pinky finger of my toe. At those moments, I can barely sit, let alone stand with the intense pain. I also crack open the highest decibel shriek one can only think of. But Bahubali is Bahubali. Moments before his death, he sat in this fashion.



But after all these, Why on Earth did Katappa kill Bahubali?
Past grievances? Past feud? Revenge? Love Triangle?
Or maybe a big twist that Bhallala Deva was hiding behind Katappa's face? (Read The Many Faced God. GoT Style)
Since they made the entire cinema crazy Indian public go crazy for two years all over the internet about why did Katappa kill Bahubali, all they could come up was: To save Rajmata from killing her son with her own hands! Even 'Gangaadhar Hi Shaktimaan Hai' is a much bigger suspense. Slow Claps!

Jai Mahismati indeed! Without a thought.




Comments

  1. Oh Maan! I just couldn't stop laughing 😂

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  2. Hehe...nice..😂😂😂😂😂

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