An Open Letter to Bilawal Bhutto.

Before I begin my quest to unintentionally popularize you through my post, it would be wise to accept one’s stupidity in a more polite manner than jab irresponsible comments against a neighboring country which is way ahead than yours in terms of development and national integrity.

 Just as I type this letter, I want to know what exactly were you thinking when you made those comments so energetically, standing besides two ex-PMs of your own country. Were you intentionally trying to mock them by citing that you would achieve the impossible what they and a line of other leaders couldn't in their lifetime? Or were you trying to get the attention of the girls in India? Mind you, Indians, let alone girls, hate brainless people. Let me advise you that your so-called-mission of getting ‘every inch of Kashmir’ is way ahead of your ambitions and it sounded like a joke to all the Indians, including me. There is a reason why after 60 odd years, your country is still shamelessly fighting for an already lost cause. The reason is creatures like you. You should be praying that you made those silly comments in a political campaign and not in a reality show being judged by Raghu & Rajiv; otherwise you would have been peeing in your pants by now. Such a shame that you are still employing ‘destructive politics’ at this digital age of technology. Instead of foolishly promising your own countrymen about taking back Kashmir, you should have spoken about the ill-effects of terrorism that is taking place in your country and about bringing peace. But like your ancestors, your grandfather and your mother, you too have planned to fuel your political career based on the Kashmir issue. You and your country’s obsession with Kashmir wouldn’t end just here. Kashmir has so long suffered only because of these unwanted interventions by your country. How many more times do we have to remind you and your country: Kashmir was, is and will always be an integral part of India. Already defeated four times by India in war, you are unconventionally bringing the fate of a fifth defeat to your already ailing country. This is the bitter truth and you have to honorably accept it. But then don’t assume that I have any problem with your country just because it is Pakistan. I would proudly dish out my anger and hatred towards any country that would try to disintegrate India, which is why I equally hate a certain country by the name of China.

And before I sign off, I want to inform you that your attempt to popularize your unworthy image has clearly been a successful mission but probably you need more political knowledge than anyone willing to jump into politics. Just being born in a political family wouldn’t help you in your quest to become a political leader. You clearly remind me of another person, who shares your desperate and woeful character and is similarly trying to build a political career out of his family name. Your parallel character, who also calls himself a youth icon, even though he has passed his youth days way before, when you were just a toddler, has the same habit of falling into unwanted controversies with his illogical remarks. And his name goes by Rahul Gandhi, who still wants to empower women. I hope both of you can rest in the same unfaithful pages of history. Till you can get Kashmir out of your empty head, be happy to sit behind and enjoy Chotta Bheem as well. And enjoy your time while you are trending.