CBSE v SEBA: Game of Allegations!

The shortest month of the year, the month of love has finally ended. And that could mean only one thing: Exam season for school students. While I use to hate the month of March during my schooling days, it is now part of a nostalgia filled memory at my present age. Being still in the exam mood, let me help debunk a few common allegations thrown up by SEBA candidates and their fans towards me!

Allegation 1: "CBSE syllabus is so easy peasy!"

If CBSE is that simple, I wonder why would they drag their asses chasing the tough & complicated syllabus of SEBA then. According to them, it is so easy that even Rahul Gandhi would top the exam with flying colors. During my entire schooling years, I have been taunted by my darling neighbors that CBSE is way too easy and that there is no use studying in a CBSE affiliated school. These are the same people whose day job is dancing like Radhe Maa in Baba Ram Rahim songs in TikTok. Also their facebook profile reads 'WoRkS at STuDeNt'. Grace the gates of hell, peeps!

Allegation 2: "SEBA exams are held one month before the CBSE exams. Hence, you CBSE people get more time to prepare."

These are the same people who thinks that because they have been stroking their small sized pecker way too many times, they have pimples on their faces! These people are also the ones who shout 'Oolooooolooolooooloooo Olooooloooolooolooo' during the events of an earthquake. Maybe they think it is because of their shrieking tribal sounds, that people run out of their buildings out of fear, which in turn saves their lives! This is beyond science! And that is also the primary reason why Google Assistant is the only female they will ever manage to have a conversation with, in their entire life!

Allegation 3: "You CBSE people don't have to write anything elaborately. You're given marks so easily!" 

Wait, what? CBSE is not 'Calcutta Based Sick Examiner' that awarding marks is just like swiping the red pen right. During my school days, I had never met a SEBA student who wouldn't wail about their Education Board not awarding marks as leniently as their CBSE counterparts. The last time I read a news about something related to SEBA was when a few legitimate cows chewed up answer sheets of matriculation appeared students! They think that awarding marks is as easy as taking a dip in the holy waters of a river to wash away the sins created by a black cat crossing their path. No sarcasm intended.