Top 10 Abki Baar Modi Sarkar Trolls.

The election season is fast catching up our life.  From advertisement hoardings to rallies, everything is bulking up our eyes and mind. TV channels nowadays are flooded with “Abki baar Modi Sarkar” and “Har haath shakti, haar haath tarakki” ads. But, I am not concerned with the happenings of the idiot box. My survey narrows down to only the online comical hypocrisy. So, here are my favourite “Abki baar Modi Sarkar” trolls:

Sri Lanka won 1996 ICC World Cup
Congress govt. lost elections that year
Sri Lanka won 2014 T20 World Cup
Abki baar toh pakka Modi Sarkar


India haar gayaa T20 World Cup iss baar yaar
Abki baar Modi Sarkar


Ladka ho ya ladki, har koi karta hai Kohli se pyaar
Isliye abki baar Modi Sarkar


Nissan Sunny…..it’s not just a car:it’s a caaaaaaaaaaarrrr
Toh abki baar pakka Modi Sarkar


Khaana khaane ke baad aati hai dakaar
Abki baar Modi Sarkar


Do not forget Alok Ji’s Sanskar
Toh abki baar pakka Modi Sarkar


Yo yo Honey Singh ne chadhai vodka bottle chaar
Toh abki baar Modi Sarkar


Circumference of circle is 2 π r
Toh abki baar Modi Sarkar


Political parties karti hai scams hazaar
Toh abki baar pakka Modi Sarkar


Surakshit kaale mere baal
Abki baar Arvind Kejriwal

Keeping jokes aside, my personal favourite ABMS troll would be:

“Abki baar whoever-you-are, please, for God’s sake, abolish Bhrastaachar”

which even though doesn’t match with the standard of trolls circulating online, is my personal creation. And I do not care if it is Narendra Modi, Rahul Gandhi or even Arvind Kejriwal. One who can run the Government corruption-free deserves and has the right to form the Government. So, until the elections come by, be good. Be happy. Respect women. Respect all. Happy reading.  

p.s: please do not mind about the last phrase concerning kaale baal and Arvind Kejriwal. I couldn’t ignore that epic phrase even though it isn’t a Modi troll.